“His magic ring he kept a great secret, for he chiefly used it when unpleasant callers came.”
owns arguably the most valuable and powerful artifact in middle earth
uses it to avoid uncomfortable social interactions
this is why Bilbo is my hero
why aren’t cloaks popular
I would wear the fuck out of cloaks man
is it acceptable to start an essay with “listen here you little shit”?
Master Elrond is 100% done
omfg I chocked

At the beginning of the ride the ghost host (the narrator) says the only way to escape the mansion is to die, and he shows that he hanged himself. Near the end of the ride there’s a moment where the ride vehicle turns around backwards and you go off a balcony, which according to this theory represents you jumping to your death.
Before this part of the ride the ghosts are all trying to scare you, but afterwards they sing excitedly and invite you to party with them. (The Grim Grinnin’ Ghosts song.) The only human character in the ride, a groundskeeper, appears after the balcony drop. He faces toward the riders and seems terrified of you.
Could be totally accidental, could be an intentional subtlety by the designers, but either way you’ll never looked at that ride the same way since.
My brain just had an orgasm.
listen here cumslut, nice legs daisy dukes make the ridiculously photogenic peasants gangnam style away from actual scalene triangle shia labeouf as cole sprouse performs a sociology snapback so dope and the ikea monkey watches from the window and we didn’t catch kony but you tried to save the ecce homo painting by restoring it with twinkies as the world ended, god bless you (with equius) #2terms
did i just re-live 2012

timetravelingslytherinincamelot:
What a lovely trio.
Kiera Knightley
James McAvoy
Benedict Cumberbatch
UNF.
*then notices the shoes*
DOUBLE UNF.WHAT THE FUCK BENEDICTTT
The others are kinda goofy, like sitting on him and big smiles. But BENEDICT has to be sexy face-touchy-chest-touchy-intense-gaze man
WHAT
Are his sock tardis blue?….. HOLY SHIT HIS SOCKS ARE TARDIS BLUE!
a moment of silence for every text post ruined by someone adding something completely unnecessary
LOL, YES THIS XDDD
or just jump off the cliff while he’s on fire because he almost burned you alive.